Insomnia
So it’s late, I’ve had way too much caffeine and quite a few pop tarts.
Aside from that, I think this is when my brain works best. That is, because it seems to get more focused on goals. Or so I like to think.
This section of my blog is called “The Mission.” It’s where I put my general blog… things, that have to do with achieving my mission of an internet radio station. Awesome. Well it occurred to me recently that this blog has kind of taken a turn for the unorganized.
Crap, I thought. The solution?
I’m going to work on the blog as if it were a radio broadcast. First we’re going to start off with these segments, The Mission, as I explained, Challenges, where you can complete my silly yet fun challenges for free prizes, Stupidities, where I find something stupid and write about how stupid it is for you to see, and Cool Stuff, which is of course, where I put cool stuff that I’m promoting. This happens to be awesome for both of us because not only do you find out about cool stuff, but I get a percentage of the proceeds if you decide these things are cool enough to buy. Therefore, radio station = closer.
I still need to buy a bike as well. Anyway.
All I can urge you to do now is, if you like my blog, go out and tell your friends. Say, “Hey friends, have you heard of the famous blogger Zac Rahm and his blog, DASFO.com?” They will say, “No Todd, I haven’t. Please link me!” At which point you link them. Or else.
The other best thing to do? Join the army. No, not the US Army. You can do that if you wish, but join the DASFO Army by registering with the link to your right. It not only lets me keep in touch with you via email to give you updates on all my awesome junk, but it at least lets me know that you’re with me. The more users, the closer to radio. I hope you want radio as much as I do.
The other other best thing you should do? Participate in my challenges. In case you missed them, they’re linked here, where you can find all previous, ongoing, and future challenges. Think about it. You do something silly or make a video or a… I dunno, calendar, and get a free pack of cards. Or a t-shirt. It’s something cool to tell your friends. So don’t be lame. Only I’m allowed to be lame.
Bigger prizes will come soon if you guys step up to the plate and participate. Trust me. It’s gonna be a blast.
Anyway. We’re at almost 300 unique visitors. That’s a pretty good start I believe. The problem is that I can’t guarantee anyone will come back. So, if you don’t come back, you’re stupid. And you’ll go under the stupidities section one day when I find you. Gr.
If you have a blog, and would like to do the whole, you know. Let’s blog together thing, I’m in. Heck. Any advertisement propositions will probably be accepted. We’re just getting going. It’s been 2 days and 300 people. That’s 300 people who could’ve seen your ads. Don’t fall behind. Oh. And what’s with the whole, shyness thing?
Grow a spine! Comment me. No one has anything to say after reading my posts? If you think they’re retarded, say it. If you’ve enjoyed it, say it. If you want me to eat a sandwich that actually has sand in it, say it. We’ll work something out, but this is like a conversation at a deaf convention.
Oh. Quick question.
Do you have an indie band? Need help with publicity?
I used to run a music interview site, and I play guitar myself, so give me a quick comment and I’ll email you back if you would like to set up an interview. We’ll do a full bio of your band, and keep updates as long as you keep in touch with us.
Anyway. I will check back tomorrow. This blog had better be reaming with comments and exploding from excitement. I want some members in our Army. Maybe I’ll give you guys something cool. Like custom profiles and a forum or something. I’ll look into.
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