DASFO

Sorry for the long delay.  We know you’ve been anxiously waiting on the seat of your pants to forget all about this blog, but I won’t let that happen yet. You see, Dasfo.com went to college. And the move was one that would leave it’s mark in dasfo history. I have photographic proof here.

Dasfo Pong

We also received word from the committee. It’s official. Beer Pong is now to be called Dasfo Pong.

So after a few good rounds of Dasfo Pong, I’ve decided to add a few generals to the Dasfo Army. And by a few I mean one. I’ll get him on here in a few days, but that will be more interesting when it actually exists.

The other day someone told me they wished flying cars existed already. I told him they did. Funny thing though, we call them “Plane.”

Anyway. This post is dedicated to everyone who still remembers the fact that they tried to make the Geico Cavemen into a sitcom. Oh we are fickle people indeed America. Fickle.

Since no one wanted to comment on the darn articles before I’m calling off the contests before this. And we’re officially putting the war on Google on hold. We just don’t have the men. Haven’t any of you seen Gladiator?

For the Glory of Dasfo…

Anyway. I think the problem with America currently is that they are too much Rome. We’re all fat and lazy from all the awesome stuff we import from other countries, and we don’t want to conquer anything anymore. I think we need to do something righteous again. I mean, we’ve saved people in world wars, we pretend Cuba doesn’t exist, we go terrorism hunting during terrorist season, but we haven’t really conquered anything. Or done something the equivalent. We have freedom. Woop De Doo.

Let’s build something really awesome in an obscure place for no other reason than the fact that we can scrape the money together for it. Let’s build a floating statue and sail it around the world. I for one, cannot swim.

Which brings me to my next Dasfo goal. We, the DASFO Nation (caps this time), will build a pirate ship out of used soda bottles. I kid you not. Shall we list it?

New Goal:

• Build a pirate ship out of old soda bottles.

For those of you who doubt Dasfo, and our ambitions, asking how will we make something so awesome? I will work on the answer. And you will feel like a fool.

In the meantime if you have any pirate ship plans or ideas about how to set about starting this project, email Admin at Dasfo dot Com.

Well until next post, next competition, enjoy your life, and enjoy many games of Dasfo Pong.