DASFO

So this is my blog. I threw Wordpress onto my server in about 3 minutes, and installed it on my only free domain, which happens to be one of my most ridiculous ones as well. For those of you who “doesn’t understand the fancy computers speak,” domain = example.com, and in this case… DASFO! Dasfo.com that is.

Beautiful. I find that beautiful is the only word I can ever think of with three vowels in a row. I bet there’s a bunch. Whatever. Comment them.

So what the hell am I doing with this site?

I’m not going to lie. I think blogs are pretty lame. I guess that’s why one is perfect for me. (sadface). Anyway. I had the idea, while I was cooking my frozen french bread pizza, that I would like to be a radio personality. You know, the funny jerk on the radio in the morning who has people call in, and they talk about ridiculous things and everyone gets to laugh a bit while they go to work. But in reality you’re kind of wishing that they would just play music over most of them.

Anyway. I realized that I don’t have enough money to do that. Or a radio station. Crap, I thought. BUT! I do happen to be a web developer. Soo, I made a lame blog instead. My mission is to use this blog to raise enough money to run my own internet radio station.

I will repeat. With bullets for clarity.

Mission:

• Raise enough money to fund an internet radio station
• Raise enough money to buy a silver bicycle with some sweet shocks on it

I’m fairly certain the list will expand with time. In the mean time, I am going to attempt to amuse everyone with just type. Lame, I know, but stick with me, and I’ll buy a nice server to let me broadcast live where you can listen to a live show, call in via Skype or something to talk, and it will be dandy. I’ll even record the old shows and put them up for you to download or something and listen when you’re really bored. What if I put my first 10 shows on an iPod, held a contest, and gave the iPod to the winner. Epiphany.

To Do List:

• Buy iPod
• Record at least 10 internet radio broadcasts that are super awesome
• Put them on iPod
• Give away iPod

Alright. We are getting somewhere. I want to pause for a brief moment to contemplate something. Why, oh why does Coke still sell Coca Cola in glass bottles, and charge you pretty much the same price, for less soda, in less (but glass) bottle? Don’t get me wrong. Glass is freaking sweet. I’m just a thirsty guy.

Thoughts on the design of this blog err… textual broadcast

So I’ve been looking through the themes on http://Themes.Wordpress.net, and they may as well have a little extra checkbox on the side to help narrow your search. It should specify between Ugly and Not That Bad. I realize I’m getting something for nothing, but really? Some of these just jump off of the page and rape my eyeballs. When I’m done using echolocation to find the X button on my browser to escape the horrible ocular assault, I could’ve just made my own damn theme. Did I mention I’m a web developer? Oh. And I rock with Photoshop. I’m even better than you. Believe it. I just take pleasure in being lazy, and picking someone else’s theme that I feel might be the closest representation of something I actually wanted my blog to sort of look like. Homework!

Find a ridiculously cool theme that’s free, and comment with the link. I’ll use it.

Until I find something awesome, I’m going to keep switching them up. So get ready. You might need handlebars or something for your office chair because it’s going to be awesome.

I didn’t lie. This whole thing, it’s going to be awesome. I hope. After all, you’re reading a post from an awesome guy. My name is Zac Rahm, by the way, and in case you’ve never heard of me, I’m a famous blogger. What? You say you’ve never heard of a famous blogger with that name? Well you’re slacking. Go tell everyone how awesome this blog is, and how famous I am.

Now to address my final point for this post.

What the hell is DASFO?

It’s not even a word. It’s just some letters that were free to register. It was only 5 of them long. I know. You want it. Well, I’m just going to make due. I’m gonna put a sweet quote thing on here or something where you can send in your own acronyms and I’ll set it to cycle through them. Or something. Trust me, it’s gonna be sweet. Until then…

Don’t Ask Strangers For Olives