We’re One Third Spartan?
Stupid post name? Pop culture reference.
So I checked my number of visitors since this blog went online yesterday. Yeah. I can do that. And there’s been exactly 100 unique visitors. Not bad, I’d say. Someone even Google searched “dasfo.” I’m not sure why, but this brings me to realize that I’ve got two important topics for you today. Let me bullet.
Table of Contents
- Google is the supreme overlord of the internet. Therefore, they are DASFO’s sworn enemy.
- We’re going to give away something. To start off the new year. We should start a calendar according to DASFO. Brilliant.
So, Google is the supreme overlord of the internet. How can we rival them?
A friendly rivalry of course, Google. So don’t get your search panties in a bunch. But from here on, I am recruiting you, you reading my blog, as part of the DASFO Army.
An army you say? You are interested now. As part of the army, which you will be able to sign up for on the right sidebar some time after this post, I will send you emails with all of the stupid yet amusing contests I happen to come up with. That way, you’ll never be far from contact, and it’s like an instant draft whenever I feel like it. Notice this means I am the President.
Notice: I am the President.
To Do List Update:
- Apply for DASFO.com to become a country, of which I am the president
We’ll see how that one goes over with the UN. Anyway. What I NEED you all to do, in order to start combating the evil forces of Google (they’re evil now), is to search for the word DASFO. Just like that. You’ll find the link to here. It’s quite humorous I’d say, since they happened to index this site before I put anything cool on it. Try it, and you’ll figure out what I mean. Or just click here to see it if you’re lame.
My point? I want people to search for the word dasfo enough that I can contact Google and demand that they immediately remove the suggestion that the user meant to type in the word “dasafo,” which appears at the top of the page every time you’ll search for dasfo. What the hell is “dasafo?” Don’t comment and tell me. I don’t care.
My other point? Google is slowly taking over the internet, and we’re going to take it back. We’re going to do this with T-Shirts, by next week hopefully, and by searching for the greatest word on Earth. Dasfo. I coined it. But back to the shirts.
The shirts? The challenge.
Uncle Dasfo wants you to upload a video to YouTube, and comment the link here, along with your email address so we can contact you to get your address. The video must be a video of you DESTROYING GOOGLE, in whatever creative way you can, and then saying “I love DASFO.com, and you do too.” Everyone who sends in a video is going to get a T-Shirt to commemorate the event, and let everyone else in the world know that you destroyed Google.
*Important* I am not a terrorist, and I don’t want you to be one, so don’t do anything stupid. Any video harming or endangering others won’t be recognized. We Don’t actually want you to destroy google. Build a Google pinata, make a wooden Google, and set it on fire. Even better, make a paper mache Google, set it on a raft, cast it into a lake, and shoot flaming arrows at it. Build a dirt Google and crush into the ground. Or something. You get the gist? This is meant to be a fun contest, and Dasfo.com, nor it’s owner is responsible for any dumb thing you do that hurts someone or something, and gets you in trouble. You’ve been warned, now go out soldier, and show us what you’re made of.
Anyway. That’s your first challenge ever. Bet you haven’t been challenged lately. Well now you have. Don’t let us down. DASFO! On to the second topic.
Crap.
We’ll this is your second challenge, since I just accidentally gave you your first Dasfo challenge. For the second challenge, I want you to make a Dasfo calendar. Send us a picture of it. Or if it’s electronic, then send us the whole calendar. I know some of you guys are good with Flash, or make Widgets and stuff. Make an awesome Dasfo calendar for the web, and I will use it on the website. If not, a good picture is worth a thousand Dasfo’s.
What will you win? You, of course, Will win a pack of cards, if you come in the top 3 most awesome Dasfo calendars as chosen by me. A nice pack of cards, so be sure to include an active email address with your entry, so if you win, you’ll get your cards. Losers, as we call them here, will still get their picture featured on a page somewhere here, and you can tell all you’re friends that a famous blogger (Zac Rahm) made you famous.
You can enter your calendar contest entries here. Please don’t comment them here, as I’m already using that for the Google contest. For the love of Pete (don’t care if you don’t know him), don’t send in Google contest stuff here. Go back up and read, soldier.
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Got it? Calendar = Pack of Cards. Creatively destroying Google = Awesome T-Shirt.
Anyway. This, folks, is only the start of an awesome time. I won’t beg, but please, please, please, bookmark this page, send it to your friends, and of course, tell them I’m famous. Ya’ll come back now you here? It’s gonna be sweet.