DASFO

Of course you’re bored. You’re here.

Now pirates? I love pirates, so this caught my eye. It’s a game called Tropico II: Pirate Cove. The best thing about this game is that it’s chill. Like you. It’s also geared more for the older teen/adult graphic, which doesn’t happen much in games that aren’t full of gore.

What you want to do in the game is build a successful pirate cove that shovels out ships, cutlasses, grub, beer, and offers gambling and wenching to keep pirates happy. Then there is the captive population, your enslaved workers who will escape if you don’t give them enough corn slop or shacks to sleep in. Read more

So it’s late, I’ve had way too much caffeine and quite a few pop tarts.

Aside from that, I think this is when my brain works best. That is, because it seems to get more focused on goals. Or so I like to think.

This section of my blog is called “The Mission.” It’s where I put my general blog… things, that have to do with achieving my mission of an internet radio station. Awesome. Well it occurred to me recently that this blog has kind of taken a turn for the unorganized.

Crap, I thought. The solution?

I’m going to work on the blog as if it were a radio broadcast. First we’re going to start off with these segments, The Mission, as I explained, Challenges, where you can complete my silly yet fun challenges for free prizes, Stupidities, where I find something stupid and write about how stupid it is for you to see, and Cool Stuff, which is of course, where I put cool stuff that I’m promoting. This happens to be awesome for both of us because not only do you find out about cool stuff, but I get a percentage of the proceeds if you decide these things are cool enough to buy. Therefore, radio station = closer.

I still need to buy a bike as well. Anyway. Read more

The above statement is indeed true. I do love clocks.

However, I think this website I’m about to show you is pretty darn stupid. It’s called Kukuklok, which is a name better fit for a white supremacy clock company than an avid internet alarm enthusiast’s adventure.

The point of the website? It does what an alarm clock does. You set the time for it to wake you up, and pick one of the 4 horrible noises, and it goes off when you set it for. It even stays functional if your internet dies.

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I almost mistyped that as horse.

Fear not, you don’t need a horse to do this, but you might want a house, with an internet connection. I’m talking about you making money from filling out surveys at Paid Surveys Etc. This is of course, what it sounds like. You sign up for their program, and they will give you a list of places that will pay you to fill our surveys. They’re also throwing in some info about how to make a money making blog with affiliates and whatnot. Sounds quite ironic that I’m advertising that eh?

Let me tell you something I’ve learned about being in the internet business. People get paid to take surveys because like this website tells you, big companies need to stay competitive and learn more about their users. Internet businesses do that with email marketing and whatnot, big companies do that with online surveys and paper surveys. You’re opinion is what fuels a company’s profits, so it’s gold to them. It’s the same concept as the back of a Burger King receipt, where you can fill out the survey for a free Whopper. Only with cash, not burgers.

Also, it’s that anyone with motivation can make money on the web. The internet is profitable, but not just everyone can jump on their keyboard and make tons of money. Otherwise everyone would be rich. You have to know where to go, and how to do it. That’s learned by either tons of trial and error, or learning from someone who’s been there before. That’s what this website is offering you. They’re going to teach you how you can make money from online surveys for less than $50, and they’re going to throw in some extra stuff that might interest you as well. Take a look at it, and good luck.

By the way…

Check out the testimonials, and there’s a guy who looks like Keanu Reeves. You tell me which one I’m talking about. ; )

Stupid post name? Pop culture reference.

So I checked my number of visitors since this blog went online yesterday. Yeah. I can do that. And there’s been exactly 100 unique visitors. Not bad, I’d say. Someone even Google searched “dasfo.” I’m not sure why, but this brings me to realize that I’ve got two important topics for you today. Let me bullet.

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1. Google is the supreme overlord of the internet. Therefore, they are DASFO’s sworn enemy.
2. We’re going to give away something. To start off the new year. We should start a calendar according to DASFO. Brilliant. Read more
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So this is my blog. I threw Wordpress onto my server in about 3 minutes, and installed it on my only free domain, which happens to be one of my most ridiculous ones as well. For those of you who “doesn’t understand the fancy computers speak,” domain = example.com, and in this case… DASFO! Dasfo.com that is.

Beautiful. I find that beautiful is the only word I can ever think of with three vowels in a row. I bet there’s a bunch. Whatever. Comment them.

So what the hell am I doing with this site? Read more